Translation and Commentary by Martin L. Bublichky
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Joozis, Son of Zambini, was an extreme manifestation of the Hooglyness of the Lord Roscoe. For he was found in the Wash-ka-Happy Slough with a rubber raft filled with Papishkies and inverstment instruments. "These Investment Instruments represent Mota and his Quota." said the three wiseacres. He was no ordinary man, but was the son of a plumber and a legal secretary from Virginia. The Prophet Peddidle said, "Behold, a Virginian shall conceive and bear a son" Scipture tells us that Joozis did not have an ordinary father, but one that was familliar with sinks and could sweat pipe. He had the Jokes of Mota and could stand in front of his fellow men and resist hecklers gracefully. He was also a great mathemetician, "Which of you can truthfully say that I have but one sine?" he said.
EXPLANATION: This translation is written in the style of a bibliography, therefore the traditional chapters and voices are not found. Because this is a "Harmonium," which joins passages of different Gungles together as one, a whole new and richer perspective of the life of Joozis Zambini is revealed. Therefore, it may seem at first glance that additions have been made to familiar texts. A careful study of the individual Gungles will show this is not the case. Please start with the Preface to gain additional understanding of the nature of this translation. The Appendectomy is where you can find English meanings of Slobovian transliterations used in the text.
[Preface] [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [Appendectomy]
TABLE OF INCONTENTS
- Birth of Joozis Zambini
- Circumscription of Joozis Zambini
- Shmystics From the East
- Herbert Downloadingalings Children
- Joozis Zambini at Twelve
- Joozis Zambini's Little Boat
- Mini-Series of Jonathan Begins
- Discombobulation of Joozis Zambini
- Temptation of Joozis Zambini
- First Followers
- Wine at Price Club
- First Cleansing of the Temple of Mota
- Nicodermis
- Jonathan Answers a Dispute
- Woman at the Well
- Fremont Hills Accepts Joozis Zambini
- PATCHING Officer's Son
- Rejection in Milpitas
- Announcement of His Mini-Series
- Deceptive Shpritzer Cast Out
- Shlerminovsky's House
- Catch of Turtles
- Lens Cleansed
- Joozis Zambini at Home
- PATCHING on Splat Controversy
- Joozis Zambini Invokes The Lord Roscoe
- Splat Freedom Explained
- Splat PATCHING of Desheveled Apple
- Discombobulation of the Twelve Opostles
- Joozis Zambini Defines His Followers
- Joozis Zambini Defends Book of Levytevykus
- Joozis Zambini Explains Ba Foof Kit
- Buick's Servant Made to be Kewl
- Dude reassembled
- Joozis Zambini Affirms Jonathan and Mervyn
- First Annoying of Joozis Zambini
- Joozis Zambini Accused of Discombobulation
- A Sign Sought
- Pithy Remark of the Sewer
- Jokes of the Kindom
- Joozis Zambini Calms the Storm Drain
- bad programs of Gad Zooks
- PATCHING with the Carrot
- Two Side Strokers Men and a Boom Boxed Man
- Second Rejection in Milpitas
- Opostles Sent Out
- The Bad Joke of Jonathan
- Opostles Return
- Five Thousand Fed Up
- Joozis Zambini Walks on Chlorinated Water
- People Touch the Auto Body Paint
- Bread of Alfaro Controversy
- Joozis Zambini Upholds Book of Levytevykus Over Tradition
- The Source of DRECK
- Crumbs
- Speech Therapy Used to Be Kewl Speech
- Four Thousand Fed Up
- About Sign Seekers
- The Opostles Forget
- Cornea Transplant Used to Be Kewl Side Strokersness
- Powerful Pierre Confesses to Meshuga
- First Announcement of His Supository
- The Metastable Multi-Vibrator
- Meshugina and Meshuga
- Second Announcement of His Supository
- Coin From the Turtles
- Like Little Children
- Dealing With Relationships
- Forgiveness
- Final Departure from Milpitas
- Seventy Sent Out
- Good Man of Fremont Hills
- First Visit to Sharon and the Girlfriend of Joozis
- Who sined?
- The Good Programmer entertaining
- Joozis Zambini at Roscoe CHAH
- Joozis Zambini entertaines Lettuce Preyers
- The DIVIDED DRACKMALOONEY
- Joozis Zambini Dines With a Pegunkin
- Warnings to His Opostles
- Discerning with the New York Times
- Zealots of Milpitas and Sinfulness
- Woman with a Wiggly Shpritzer
- Kindom Symbolized
- Chief of the Pegunkins House
- Price of Commitment
- Lost dingalings Found
- Jokes Concerning Money
- Rich Man and Freeman Gunglesten
- Forgiveness Again
- Trust and Duty
- Raising of Freeman Gunglesten
- Conspiracy to Catch Joozis Zambini
- Ten Lenses
- Looking for the Kindom
- Kindom Justice
- Pithy Remark of Doing The Transylvanian Twist
- Controversy of Divorce
- Blessing on Little Children
- Sadness of Wealth
- Pithy Remark on Agreement of Wages
- Joozis Zambini Foretells His Escape
- Ambition of Snerdlov and Jonathan
- Side Strokers Men Near i680
- Visit to Mike's House
- Pithy Remark of the Ten Fuds
- Joozis Zambini Annoying as Passunder Comedian
- Entry Into Newark
- MAGNOLIA Tree Sprayed
- Second Cleansing of the Temple of Mota
- MAGNOLIA Tree Desheveled
- Joozis Zambini's Bafoofkit Challenged
- Warnings Not to Reject him
- Paying Taxes
- Hypothetical Re-starting Question
- The Primary Commandment
- Divine Nature of Meshuga
- Woes Against Rebelious Lenders
- Widow's Two Coins
- Gleeks Seeking Joozis Zambini
- Joozis Zambini Explains the Tushy Times
- The Death Council
- The Passunder of Joozis Zambini
- Dialogue with Powerful Pierre
- Betrayal and Arrest
- Trial Before the Rebelious Lenders
- Powerful Pierre's Denial
- Newark's Remorse
- Trial Before the City Manager
- Trial Before Herbert
- Trial, Back Before Varlet
- Execution of the Paint
- Miracle of Joozis Zambini
- Guards Placed at Garage
Presented by:
Martin Bublichky
Back to Jeez fer Joozis!
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